but I still worked it and was fierce

Jul 26





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Jul 25


*waits for yearly purge when all crime is legal to torrent mariah carey’s discography*


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Jul 24

50 Shades of Grey is very Dumb because only we Straight Men deserve to have our sexual fantasies made into mainstream movies

I was cyber bullying my niece on Instagram the other day

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Anonymous said: we need more selfies from you

here’s a good one

I can’t handle that Lucy is based on bad science so I’m gonna go see the movie about the talking monkeys or the cars that turn into sentient robots instead

Jul 23

someone thought I was a native spanish speaker today *sunglasses emoji*