but I still worked it and was fierce

Jul 24

50 Shades of Grey is very Dumb because only we Straight Men deserve to have our sexual fantasies made into mainstream movies

I was cyber bullying my niece on Instagram the other day

(Source: jackanthonyfernandez, via childservices)

Anonymous said: we need more selfies from you

here’s a good one

I can’t handle that Lucy is based on bad science so I’m gonna go see the movie about the talking monkeys or the cars that turn into sentient robots instead

Jul 23

someone thought I was a native spanish speaker today *sunglasses emoji*

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Jul 22

that Miss Julie trailer is SCREAMING Bergman

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Jul 21

clickholeofficial:

“Neil, let’s launch this fucking horse into the goddamned void.”

clickholeofficial:

“Neil, let’s launch this fucking horse into the goddamned void.”