a blog with the url a-collage-of-beautiful-people just reblogged that picture of me too bad everyone on that blog is about a 4.
if I’m not some combination of Patrick Bateman, Jenna Maroney, and Scott Disick by the time I’m 30 I’m gonna be really disappointed.
cristalconnors replied to your photo: #100- “Synecdoche, New York” - Charlie Kaufman … you give everything a 3.5 I’ve just been on this streak of slightly better than average but not super great movies lately.
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bigredpillow replied to your photo: #100- “Synecdoche, New York” - Charlie Kaufman … …not bad. I’ll probably think it’s a masterpiece in like a week
cyanmagentayellowklack: Sometimes I just whisper existential questions and pretend i’m in a Terrence Malik film. Sometimes.
superandyguy: wow i wanna see this movie cause i too hate preps and douche bags and i HATe how society is spiraling downards!!!! i sometimes…wish i Could MURDER INNOCENT PEOPLE but it’s okay they are Douche Bags And Idiots unlike me, i read BOOKS and watch Good Movies unlike all these idiots around me !!!! !ohh they make me mad. I have A tumblr
cannot imagine a movie that would be more soul crushingly depressing than Magic Mike except for maybe Wendy and Lucy but even that’s a stretch.
fatggot: making a voodoo doll of myself and throwing it off a cliff
cristalconnors: what is soccer?
OKAY WE GET IT THERE’S FREE HEALTHCARE IN CANADA GOD
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why of all the wonderful characters in Breaking Bad would you choose to hate Skyler. she’s one of like 2-3 people on that show who hasn’t killed anyone yet.
cristalconnors replied to your post: now netflix wants me to watch Driving Miss… omg i’m watching that tonight, lol omg go watch The Accidental Tourist or Dial M for Murder instead thEY ARE GOOD
now netflix wants me to watch Driving Miss Daisy. can I just not and say I did.
requiemforatuesday: i bet the coen brothers would tell me my blog sucked
I did that akinator thing and got Cory Matthews from Boy Meets World OK
unfortunately haircuts do not fix faces so NO PICS FOR YOU
I got a haircut and I actually don’t hate it??????????
everyone in British period pieces is so polite someone needs to just call someone a fucking bitch or put their elbows on the table or something
but didn’t Luis Buñuel win an Oscar.
god: here this nose is perfect
god: *drops nose on floor his dog starts chewing on it drops it and little jesus rides his tricycle over it*
god: *picks it up shrugs and puts nose on owen wilsons face*
my favorite thing that film critics do is when they want to sarcastically exaggerate the importance of something they Capitalize Every First Letter.
a bunch of hipsters debating what defines a hipster.
I’ve watched 41 seconds of the first episode of season 3 of Archer and I’m already peeing from laughing so hard this was a good choice.
ok Archer wins
veggieheather replied to your post: debating whether to catch up on 30 Rock or Archer… 30 rock :) jumpeduppantryboyy replied to your post: debating whether to catch up on 30 Rock or Archer… 30 rock isn’t worth it, tbh. #oops requiemforatuesday replied to your post: debating whether to catch up on 30 Rock or Archer… I Vote For Archer conflict.
debating whether to catch up on 30 Rock or Archer first.
[[MORE]] also I feel like every subplot was incredibly dull and uninspired. like the drama going on with Saul and his wife has that type of thing not been explored about 54345345 times before? and the Brody family oh my god there was absolutely zero complexity and they all felt so archetypal and they could’ve just been developed so much better it was just so frustrating to watch. and omg...
[[MORE]] well that was a nice manipulative season finale. it’s literally a show where all of the bad guys know the whole story and the good guys know only half the story but try to figure out the other half while the audience knows everything (except for like 1.5 midseason twists) so it constantly feels like absolutely nothing new is happening. and then no one figures anything out so it...
I honestly don’t even know what I don’t like about this show I just cannot get into it.
remember that time I slept from 12 am to 3 pm and then from 730 pm to 9 pm and now all I want to do is sleep some more
you know who else is a self-aware actor? Owen Wilson.
If you’re single and it’s not by choice then it’s because you’re physically unattractive period.