May 2012
An episode of Seinfeld where one of the main characters meets a person and is annoyed by one of their strange quirks and proceeds to blow it out of proportion and whine about it for 30 minutes.
May 31st
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shavingryansprivates: i wonder why those people who say everyone is beautiful never date that far below their level of attractiveness
May 31st
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I was trying to figure out where all the oversaturated gif sets of the Les Mis trailer are but then I remembered that Tom Hooper is involved and that all the people who make those gifs are Fincher worshippers and that the 2010 Oscars were basically their Vietnam.
May 31st
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leechang-dong replied to your photo: Tumblr Crushes: leechang-dong cristalconnors … Obsessed with me and Connor wow. it’s been that way since like February
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bloodfartz liked your post: I’m just gonna go ahead and say that Bridesmaids… now there’s a url I wish I’d hoarded
May 31st
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paleshadeofnothing replied to your post: I’m just gonna go ahead and say that Bridesmaids… first off, depression is vastly different for everyone. secondly the depiction of depression in bridesmaids is very literal and in melancholia it is presented much more metaphorically.. and either way, regarding what you said about the two women’s paleshadeofnothing replied to your post: I’m just...
May 31st
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well at least you can’t complain that my blog is uninteresting this evening.
May 31st
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leechang-dong replied to your post: leechang-dong replied to your post: I’m just gonna… What???? what what
May 31st
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leechang-dong replied to your post: I’m just gonna go ahead and say that Bridesmaids… I’m pretty sure a lot of that is literally what happened to Lars, so I don’t know if what you’re saying is wholly accurate at all. well the second half definitely is.
May 31st
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I’m just gonna go ahead and say that Bridesmaids was a better representation of depression than Melancholia. When you’re depressed you don’t eat food and then say things like “it tastes like ashes” and have sex with random people you just met and pee on golf courses and stare at the moon and predict the end of the world.  You actually sit at home and watch movies and...
May 31st
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ikaristwin replied to your post: leechang-dong replied to your post: leechang-dong… william h. macy’s life certainly wasn’t fixed that is true. because he was dead.
May 31st
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leechang-dong replied to your post: leechang-dong replied to your post: leechang-dong… It’s just as much about how each of the completely human and desperate characters are only really happy together as a family, not to mention I feel like that completely ignores how the stories told, the fact that they’re porn stars, a lot more. I don’t really understand how the fact that...
May 31st
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leechang-dong replied to your post: leechang-dong replied to your post: ikaristwin… Uhhhh what? [[MORE]] ok so a guy gets discovered and becomes totally worshipped, has his ego get the best of him, gets mixed up in some bad shit, porn stops being popular anyway, he goes back and says sorry and everyone lives happily ever after. it just seems like a standard “the rise and the...
May 31st
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leechang-dong replied to your post: ikaristwin replied to your post: deardemographic… What didn’t you like about it, I’m confused? nothing?  It was just very straightforward and didn’t go any places that felt unpredictable which is strange because that’s usually the zone that PTA lives in.    
May 31st
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ikaristwin replied to your post: deardemographic replied to your photo: #77-… i feel like drew could explain it far better than i could, since PTA is like one of his absolute favorites. ok Drew why is Boogie Nights so great
May 31st
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deardemographic replied to your photo: #77- “Boogie Nights” - Paul Thomas Anderson 3/5 r u srs ikaristwin replied to your photo: #77- “Boogie Nights” - Paul Thomas Anderson 3/5 what the fuck requiemforatuesday replied to your photo: #77- “Boogie Nights” - Paul Thomas Anderson 3/5 whaaat I don’t see what makes it so great?
May 31st
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May 30th
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Mark Wahlberg is just a terrible actor
May 30th
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I don’t understand what the point of being a film blogger is when you’ve already decided on the quality and awards-worthiness of every film that’s ever coming out. If you have this ability, what’s the point of watching anything?  Why don’t you just write your reviews now?
May 30th
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thechosenjuan: thallydraper: but omg if les mis wins (or is even nominated for) anything over the master at the oscars next year i will personally toilet paper tom hooper’s house and spit in his face #or one night i’m gonna come to him inside of his house #wherever he’s sleeping#and i’m gonna cut his throat is this an actual post
May 30th
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finally watching Boogie Nights
May 30th
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cristalconnors replied to your post: I’m actually really happy with the Les Mis… i always forget that I actually liked The King’s Speech. I was rather pleased with the trailer as well yeah I always forget that I liked it too.
May 30th
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I’m actually really happy with the Les Mis trailer.  I feel like a lot of people are just saying it’s gonna suck because of Tom Hooper because of The King’s Speech but honestly his direction was probably the best part of that movie.  Seriously blame David Seidler for that movie.  I’m really excited to see what Hooper does with quality material.
May 30th
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[[MORE]] so I started doing those Insanity workouts last Monday and it’s basically like 4 different routines that you cycle through and do 1 per day and then take Sunday as your rest day. they actually aren’t too too awful but I have to do mY LEAST FAVORITE ONE TOMORROW AND THAT IS TERRIBLE.
May 30th
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ikaristwin replied to your photo: #76- “The Ring” - Gore Verbinski 3/5 man you shoulda just watched ringu, although the ring is actually a fairly respectable remake compared to something like pulse aha Naomi Watts was actually my primary reason for watching this one.
May 30th
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ok the horse just jumped off the boat and I need to find that gif of a horse jumping off a boat with the caption “I CAN’T” because I’m pretty sure it was the same thing and I died laughing and tumblr is ruining this movie for me omg
May 30th
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OH MY GOD THERE ARE HORSES IN THIS MOVIE
May 30th
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deathbyoutrageousart replied to your post: watching The Ring and FREAKING OUT oh my god STOPIT
May 30th
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watching The Ring and FREAKING OUT
May 30th
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requiemforatuesday: why does he send his flip flops to the cleaners i don’t understand i give the social network a grade of “F-”
May 30th
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Kristen Wiig should just submit herself as a lead actress for snl at the emmys this year because I mean come on let’s get real here.
May 30th
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I’M LIKE THE CRYPT KEEPER
May 30th
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are we done with The Avengers yet like can that be a thing now being done with The Avengers
May 30th
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has anyone else ever done this thing where you haven’t seen a movie but you see gifs of it so many times on here that you start reading them how you think the actors would read it and then you finally watch the movie and it sounds nothing like how you pictured it because that happened to me like 50 times when I was watching Closer.
May 30th
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everyone everyone Freaky Friday is currently on abc family FREAKY FRIDAY IS ON ABC FAMILY
May 30th
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cristalconnors replied to your post: I mean David Kross’ face was pretty Best Picture… and his penis, i mean, what?
May 29th
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I mean, David Kross’ face was pretty Best Picture worthy.
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ok like at worst I could start volunteering at my animal shelter again.
May 29th
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cristalconnors replied to your post: if I’m unemployed for the next 2 and a half months… i’ve literally never worked. that is all I have to say thennn how do you get money/not kill yourself from boredom
May 29th
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if I’m unemployed for the next 2 and a half months I will literally die. 
May 29th
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requiemforatuesday replied to your post: one day I will be as funny as Joseph… the trick is to do as much cocaine as ’70s scorsese and stay in school
May 29th
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one day I will be as funny as Joseph requiemforatuesday one day
May 29th
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requiemforatuesday: My Four Keys To Reviewing Film: Does the main character look like Dr. Strangelove? How many hot chicks? Lens flare? West Side Story knife fights? if it doesn’t have one of these four, sorry bud it’s crap
May 29th
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