May 2013
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May 19th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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Veep just captures my sense of humor so well.
May 18th
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I’m finally catching up with Veep and god this show just makes life worth living.
May 17th
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strangeapparition replied to your post: In case any of you were wondering, blacklisting… I thought about blacklisting “GoT” like the acronym as well and then I realized it would remove any post with the word got in it we were truly meant2be
May 16th
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In case any of you were wondering, blacklisting “Game of Thrones” does not completely remove Game of Thrones related posts from your dashboard but blacklisting everyone’s name on that show doesn’t help either because all of them are impossible to spell
May 16th
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May 16th
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richwhitelesbian: 6 years ago was 200 years ago
May 16th
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May 15th
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I just realized I put “first tweet of the summer” in that post about my jawline what an odd slip I don’t even tweet
May 15th
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May 15th
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I wish I had a jawline.
May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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richwhitelesbian: “scene sara” is a band i play bass in, all three of my lizards, the street i live on, and also the name of my friend, sara, who is scene
May 15th
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May 15th
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strayobject replied to your post: I keep forgetting that World War Z is an actual… why is everyone excited about it? Vampires are out zombies are in
May 15th
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I keep forgetting that World War Z is an actual movie that exists and will be seen by a lot of people.
May 15th
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I’m trying to figure out if any of the actors in Now You See Me are famous enough to be a major box-office draw and I’ve come to the conclusion that they aren’t but if you combine all of their star power you’d probably get an A-List celebrity so you know power in numbers
May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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So I have one more final tomorrow and it’s literally just one long essay in 2.5 hours I am TERRIFIED
May 15th
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May 15th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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A Snail Without
badkidsjokes: what do you call a snail without a shell its dead
May 14th
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May 14th
fakehighschoolboyfriend: a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as: “i never knew you wanted to join the military” “why are you getting married” “that’s an awful tattoo” “what am i doing for the rest of my life” “how will i afford deodorant in college” “why can’t i graduate already” “why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”
May 14th
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May 14th
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One of my biggest pet peeves is when people make fake DVD covers for Martha Marcy May Marlene and there are 4 images of Elizabeth Olsen’s head
May 14th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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stanleypuberick: I wake up every morning praising Satan and David Lynch for making the television program Hannah Montana a possibility.
May 14th
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Every time I read the plot summary for Snowpiercer I start laughing uncontrollably
May 14th
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May 14th
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strayobject replied to your post: also my hair looks really bad today so things are… pics or gtfo lol I put way too much effort into constructing my selfies to take one where I’m actually supposed to look bad
May 14th
why would you schedule a final for 9 in the morning who is that helping
May 14th
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mattfoundglory: the only reason i wear all black is so i can absorb the energy from the sun and become the most powerful being on the earth
May 14th
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I want to blacklist the phrase “beauty is in the eye of the beholder” from my life
May 13th
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my angry low eyebrows are making me angry
May 13th
also my hair looks really bad today so things are just not going well in Chris-Land
May 13th
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I’ve eaten so much white bread today I’m literally gonna gain 80 pounds and die.
May 13th
May 13th
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I’m sure they screened it a lot on that planet that they landed on though.
May 13th
and to this day I am one of the only 5 people on Earth who saw Pandorum
May 13th
did I ever tell you guys that I really only got into movies because my parents signed up for Netflix the summer before my senior year and I decided randomly to watch a movie one day because I was bored and that movie was Pandorum so that should explain a lot
May 13th
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May 13th
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WHY IS BEN AFFLECK IN THIS MOVIE
May 13th