May 2013
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Veep just captures my sense of humor so well.
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I’m finally catching up with Veep and god this show just makes life worth living.
strangeapparition replied to your post: In case any of you were wondering, blacklisting…
I thought about blacklisting “GoT” like the acronym as well and then I realized it would remove any post with the word got in it
we were truly meant2be
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In case any of you were wondering, blacklisting “Game of Thrones” does not completely remove Game of Thrones related posts from your dashboard but blacklisting everyone’s name on that show doesn’t help either because all of them are impossible to spell
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richwhitelesbian:
6 years ago was 200 years ago
I just realized I put “first tweet of the summer” in that post about my jawline what an odd slip I don’t even tweet
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I wish I had a jawline.
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richwhitelesbian:
“scene sara” is a band i play bass in, all three of my lizards, the street i live on, and also the name of my friend, sara, who is scene
strayobject replied to your post: I keep forgetting that World War Z is an actual…
why is everyone excited about it?
Vampires are out zombies are in
I keep forgetting that World War Z is an actual movie that exists and will be seen by a lot of people.
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I’m trying to figure out if any of the actors in Now You See Me are famous enough to be a major box-office draw and I’ve come to the conclusion that they aren’t but if you combine all of their star power you’d probably get an A-List celebrity so you know power in numbers
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So I have one more final tomorrow and it’s literally just one long essay in 2.5 hours I am TERRIFIED
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A Snail Without
badkidsjokes:
what do you call a snail without a shell
its dead
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fakehighschoolboyfriend:
a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:
“i never knew you wanted to join the military”
“why are you getting married”
“that’s an awful tattoo”
“what am i doing for the rest of my life”
“how will i afford deodorant in college”
“why can’t i graduate already”
“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”
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One of my biggest pet peeves is when people make fake DVD covers for Martha Marcy May Marlene and there are 4 images of Elizabeth Olsen’s head
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stanleypuberick:
I wake up every morning praising Satan and David Lynch for making the television program Hannah Montana a possibility.
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Every time I read the plot summary for Snowpiercer I start laughing uncontrollably
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strayobject replied to your post: also my hair looks really bad today so things are…
pics or gtfo
lol I put way too much effort into constructing my selfies to take one where I’m actually supposed to look bad
why would you schedule a final for 9 in the morning who is that helping
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mattfoundglory:
the only reason i wear all black is so i can absorb the energy from the sun and become the most powerful being on the earth
I want to blacklist the phrase “beauty is in the eye of the beholder” from my life
my angry low eyebrows are making me angry
also my hair looks really bad today so things are just not going well in Chris-Land
I’ve eaten so much white bread today I’m literally gonna gain 80 pounds and die.
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I’m sure they screened it a lot on that planet that they landed on though.
and to this day I am one of the only 5 people on Earth who saw Pandorum
did I ever tell you guys that I really only got into movies because my parents signed up for Netflix the summer before my senior year and I decided randomly to watch a movie one day because I was bored and that movie was Pandorum so that should explain a lot
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WHY IS BEN AFFLECK IN THIS MOVIE